For some reason, watching the (replay of the) BET Awards makes me feel totally cultured.
- Busta Rhymes shouldn't have shaved off his dreads, because they drew attention away from the fact that he's now kind of a fat guy.
- When multiple people are nominated multiple times in a category, maybe you have fewer nominees--unless, I guess, you're doing it Oscars-style.
- In one category, Chris Brown won, beating Rihanna. Life imitates life.
- If Alicia Keys didn't play the piano, she'd have to have a smaller butt to attain the level of success she has.
Then I started watching
SportsCenter.
